TJ’s Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, TJ gave to me, an overdue chimney cleaning.
On the second day of Christmas, TJ gave to me, two fireplace inspections and an overdue chimney cleaning.
On the third day of Christmas, TJ gave to me, three dryer vent cleanings, two fireplace inspections, and an overdue chimney cleaning.
On the fourth day of Christmas, TJ gave to me, four rebuilt fireplaces, three dryer vent cleanings, two fireplace inspections, and an overdue chimney cleaning.
On the fifth day of Christmas, TJ gave to me, five new crowns, four rebuilt fireplaces, three dryer vent cleanings, two fireplace inspections, and an overdue chimney cleaning.
On the sixth day of Christmas, TJ gave to me, six chimney caps, five new crowns, four rebuilt fireplaces, three dryer vent cleanings, two fireplace inspections, and an overdue chimney cleaning.
On the seventh day of Christmas, TJ gave to me, seven chase tops, six chimney caps, five new crowns, four rebuilt fireplaces, three dryer vent cleanings, two fireplace inspections, and an overdue chimney cleaning.
On the eighth of Christmas, TJ gave to me, eight water leak fixes, , seven chase tops, six chimney caps, five new crowns, four rebuilt fireplaces, three dryer vent cleanings, two fireplace inspections, and an overdue chimney cleaning.
On the ninth day of Christmas, TJ gave to me, nine pieces of flashing, eight water leak fixes, , seven chase tops, six chimney caps, five new crowns, four rebuilt fireplaces, three dryer vent cleanings, two fireplace inspections, and an overdue chimney cleaning.
On the tenth day of Christmas, TJ gave to me, ten flue relinings, nine pieces of flashing, eight water leak fixes, , seven chase tops, six chimney caps, five new crowns, four rebuilt fireplaces, three dryer vent cleanings, two fireplace inspections, and an overdue chimney cleaning.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, TJ gave to me, eleven rodent removals, ten flue relinings, nine pieces of flashing, eight water leak fixes, , seven chase tops, six chimney caps, five new crowns, four rebuilt fireplaces, three dryer vent cleanings, two fireplace inspections, and an overdue chimney cleaning.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, TJ gave to me, twelve spotless registers, eleven rodent removals, ten flue relinings, nine pieces of flashing, eight water leak fixes, , seven chase tops, six chimney caps, five new crowns, four rebuilt fireplaces, three dryer vent cleanings, two fireplace inspections, and an OVERDUE CHIMNEY CLEANING!
Happy Holidays!